Donut peace offering to troll from inconsiderate Field Agent

Last week one of our less competent Field Agents (no names will be named, but he was caught on camera) went yelling down drainage tunnels and, no surprise here, woke up a troll.

The troll was, understandably, grumpy*

Our Field Agent was in blatant disregard of Troll Safety Rule number 2: Don’t go in Deep, Dark, Spooky Caves (or sewers, tunnels, crevasses, etc.).

This same bumbling Field Agent has made an attempt to offer up an olive branch; a token of peace and friendship.

Here is the story:

A week ago I had a run in with a troll, and it didn't go so well. I'm on a mission to try and make things right and, just maybe, sow the seed of friendship. ...

*Trolls are, as a rule, fairly grumpy. When we say the Troll was grumpy what we mean is, it probably would have grumpily eaten a negligent Field Agent who won’t even stop to think about his (or her) Troll Safety protocols before yelling into deep, dark, spooky drainage pipes.

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